Taylor Swifting

To sit in front row seats at a show and stand up the whole time and dance like the inflatable arm flailing tub man. Usually involves very bad arm movements, weird body bouncing and off beat head bobbing and waves.

I am going to be Taylor Swifting the whole night at the Kendrick Lamar concert.

by blahblahblahtimestwenty April 19, 2014

sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008

Taylor Swifting

1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.

"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."

"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."

by Captain Encyclopaedia August 17, 2012

Swifting

When someone tatally disses and embarrasses their ex. (Just like Taylor Swift)

She is totally swifting him!

OMG!!!!!! He is swifting her SO hard!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!!! He just got swifted!!

OMG!!! She is swifting him ALL OVER Instagram!!!

by Iceskates126 September 13, 2016

Shifting tin

Sucking a robot’s dick.

I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamic’s holiday party.

by benjmartin February 3, 2018

online shape-shifting

When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.

*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)

by lolicakes March 12, 2011

shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.

If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.

by GPLegend September 18, 2008