smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

smashed butterfly

A very ugly vagina.

Am not goin near that thing, it's a smashed butterfly

by 0-0-7 October 24, 2009

Smashed it

Had sex with

I smashed it! did you smash it?

by super27 January 26, 2011

Smashed it

To successfully carry out a task that literally any prick could do. Said by cunts with no grasp of the English language.

"Man I just caught a bus lol fuckin smashed it!!!1111"

by JonsPenis June 8, 2019

smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

smashed rat

When you create a fruit bowl and smash it on a window

That dude just gave us a smashed rat and he left some fromundacheese on the window at the same time

by j_slider January 5, 2005