Spappy

A person with a flat, straight, style-less or flairless wet or wet-looking comb-over, the wet comb-over itself, an oily-haired comb-over, an oily haired comb-over with chunks of dandruff or other abnormal or unexpected particulate matter, or any feature of a person having said variations of the comb-over that reminds you of that person having said variations of the comb-over.

The hair of a 1920's era poor farmboy using too much pomade after not washing for 7 weeks; a person having a barber style cut from a 92 year old barber who learned his trade in the 1920's; a person who doesn't wash hair often (say, less than once every two weeks) and uses the same cheap, bendy black comb with embedded scalp flake chunks to comb their hair in a comb-over pattern, whether the comb-over technically is needed or not. "Gee, that guy's hair is really spappy."

by doubleduck August 12, 2012

Snappy patter

Fast talking, clipped dialogue like from 1930s and 40s gangster movies. Also smart quick conversation like in The West Wing and any Aaron Sorkin script.

Snappy Patter is quick dialogue; watch a Jimmy Stewart movie or West Wing episode....Newsroom on HBO too.

by Annebeth216 November 6, 2013

slappyjackle

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

Snappy Chad

An irritation around the anus, caused by insufficient cleaning following defecation or delay in going to the toilet creating clinkers.

I've got a really snappy chad.
Argh, annoying snappy chad.
What's up with you wriggle pants? Snappy chad...?

by DobnCags October 10, 2016

Snappy Hole

Basically an asshole.

Rapist: "Don't make me put my cock into your Snappy Hole!"

by SnappyHole lover June 8, 2017