Anal Slushie

When you take a nasty ass watery shit in your underwear and it's still sitting in your anus

Aw Man! i just had the worst anal slushie ever! this is what I get for eatin at the zoo.

by broken dick May 5, 2019

Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.

“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”

by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019

roadside slushie

When you add road salt to your drink. Take a handful of gray slush off of the sidewalk and mix it in with a Cherry Coke. Shake well.

The lady at the poison control help line laughed when I told her I took a big swig of a roadside slushie

by AndrewIsntCool March 17, 2021

drinking slushies

Phrase used to ask someone to have a kiss

(maybe even mix slushy colors with their tounges)

A: Hey you want to drink a slushy later this night?
B: of course, drinking slushies is my favourite activity

by Kidkad August 30, 2022

Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery

I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there

by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023

Slushie

When you jizz in an ice tray, freeze it, then put it in some girls water.

Dude i just slushied in karens drink

by mistycox August 20, 2016

Slap Your Slushie

A synonym for having Sex with someone.

Your reeeallllyyy turning me on right now...can I slap your Slushie??" "You were totally reading my mind, lets do it.

by PapaDragon November 17, 2011