scotted

Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.

"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"

by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

Snotted

To punch in the nose

Jack was being an absolute wanker, no surprise that by the end of the night someone had snotted him. May have even broken his schnozz.

by Horn rimmed spectacles July 8, 2020

Scotted

The act of being vaginally penetrated by a guy called Scott.

Oh bey. I'm gonna get Scotted tonight. Scott is just so big and hot. I love him inside of me.

by Cokeheadwhore September 11, 2020

spotted owl

The other white meat.

Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008