Slothiness

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch

Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.

by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011

Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

Slothin'

When one takes upon the characteristics of a sloth to attract another human. These characteristics include, but are not limited to, constant delivery of cheesy pick-up lines, increased libido, and the smell of a dead beaver.

"Oh my, what's that man doing over there?"
"He's slothin', Darlene, and he's doing a hell of a good job!"

by SkipsScrambles June 4, 2013

Slothing

1. The act of walking at a ridiculously slow rate looking as if you don't care about anything or anyone. You seem to have very limited energy from which it is probably caused by meaning number 2.

2. The desire to masturbate at any opportunity when your alone and no one loves you.

1. "Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?" "I don"t know probably just slothing."

2. "Dude why are you slothing all the time?" "Its not good."

by White Strudel Icing September 30, 2012

slothic

a very lazy, but stubborn goth who lives a nocturnal life.

'wow, that goth is so lazy! she was up all night partying and still looks hot! she is so slothic.'

by slothgoth July 3, 2006

Slothing

When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.

"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"

by bananaslices May 13, 2013

slothic

a very lazy, but stubborn goth who lives a nocturnal life.

'wow, that goth is so lazy! she was up all night partying and still looks hot! she is so slothic.'

by slothgoth July 2, 2006