Sleeperunit

When your boss falls asleep during a meeting and wakes up periodically to contribute to the conversation (usually interrupting the conversation).

Employee 1 - Did you see our boss nodding off in training?
Employee 2 - Yeah, she kept interrupting the conversation, but I guess that's what happens when you're a sleeperunit.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

sleeper penis

A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected

That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.

by BigDaddyDeac December 22, 2014

sleeptarded

The state of mind that a person is acting more goofy than normal due to lack of sleep i.e. slap happy

I am so sleeptarded that I skipped to my car in the parking lot.

by Dennis Smith October 17, 2003

sleeper ho

A ho you keep in the background in case your main ho dumps you, for rainy days and shit. Doesn't necessarily have to be enacted.

"It sucks that Blake dumped you, but at least you have Connor and Julian to think about."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."

by yunusgonzalez July 24, 2009

SleepyDrix

sleepyboi from real life thats sleepy n cool

damn is that SleepyDrix, so sleepyyyyy

by elevince November 7, 2021

Sneaky Sleeper

somebody who's drunk, and see's her dormate doing something sneaky, and deny's it.

That ALEX such a sneaky sleeper!!!

by skyler shagwell April 18, 2007