The bed was covered in what looked like ground beef after I fucked her ass while she shit. Classic primal ground beef sledge.
by Wallacé December 4, 2016
Get the primal ground beef sledgemug. A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022
Get the TI-84 Sledge hammermug. The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
Get the Sledge Hammer Surprisemug. 