suck Satan's cock

Phrase made popular by comedian Bill Hicks; describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); synonimous with selling your soul to Satan.

Kid Rock sucks Satan's cock every day so he can have a career.

by Jackhole December 2, 2004

satanism

Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.

Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.

LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.

Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.

There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.

People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.

by Wasabimoto January 17, 2008

Satan's Kingdom

High School. Satan's Kingdom is the place where all teens are sent to be tortured by Satan's Little Helpers(the bitchy teachers). There is no mercy, no second chances, and no way in hell to turn in late homework. However, there are some undercover angles in Satan's Kingdom(the nice teachers). These teachers are very nice and are usually always the kind of teachers whose class it is impossible to fail.

Teen: By mom, I'm off to Satan's Kingdom... Mom: Be home by 3:00 or I'll take away your X-Box 360.... Teen: Tsk.. *Better not take away my fucking X-Box*

by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010

@satan

A place where twelve year old can go to on Instagram to learn the benefits of drugs, sex, and shout notice me in the comments. Generally a metaphor for the whole of the Internet.

Dude, you're kid is such a square, he didn't want to get danked, so you better @satan him before it's too late.

by Kamzi November 8, 2014

Leo & Satan

one of the greatest youtube shows of all time. Leo & Satan is a comedy cartoon where the protagonist Leo gets into little shananigans with his special buddy Satan.

One episode has Leo run out of sugar for his pancakes, so him and satan purchase some "sugar" (actually cocain) from an "exposed entrepuener" (a hobo drug dealer) the pair get super messed up on cocain and end up on an island while satan is destroying the city. Satan loves socks, and whenever Leo doesnt feel like wearing socks, Satan will get super pissed.

"Hey lil boi, put them socks on ye feet to keep yous warm for de winters"
"what?....what are you saying man?"
"dude, im quoting Leo & Satan!"
"ohhh, i fucking love that show! hahhaa"

by andygta4 March 10, 2012

Saltanat

Saltanat is a girl who will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her friends and poke out eyes of bitches who hit on her man! Hates lairs and quitters, doesn't take "no" for an answer. Amazing dancer and friend. Beautiful Kazakh woman, who has been hardened by life.
Salta, Salty

Salta suggested to go for movies...Dude, we better agree or she will kick our ass.
Saltanat is dancing?! Stop whatever you're doing and watch!

by semiramida7 June 1, 2014

Jews are Satan’s children

Yes they are

Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021