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skyrim

A rimjob given while hanging from the ceiling or other way of suspending one's self in the air. Considered a game to some people.
I asked Ted if he got to try skyrim yet. But he said his hardware wasn't up to it, and he got a face full of poop.
by Bip Bip Daniels December 13, 2010
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Not Skyrim

A cool thing bro. Lots of people do it. But its considered Voodoo. It is a Thing on the internet. Usually used in Steam (Video game Platform) as a way to pass the time.
"Not Skyrim on steam bro!" Said Jake.
"Whats that?" Ask Dylan.
"Lawl, i wont say." Said Jake.
by Not Fartnockerman August 5, 2012
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Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc
“Bat, you shot him in the knee!”
“Hit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”
by LOOZEit2STEVE September 27, 2020
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skyrimming

A sexual position wherein the skyrimmee takes off clothes and underpants and hangs from a bar. The skyrimmer then stands underneath and administers analingus as the recipient swings in the wind.
John tried skyrimming Pete, but was too short to get his tongue that high up.
by Cubbance November 11, 2011
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SkyRim

Soul sucking video game with epicness so powerful men favor it over having sex with their girl friends. -_-
by rawryrawr November 13, 2011
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Skyrimming

Taking a crap without placing your ass on the toilet seat. Initially, it was used to describe someone playing the game, Skyrim, however, the much usage has modified it to mean someone who is taking a crap while only squatting over the toilet seat, out of fear that he contracts mononucleosis, or just to not get comfortable enough where the crap taking experience becomes worthwhile; in other words, he or she is in a hurry.
Dude, give me a second, I'm skyrimming right now.

Bro, I am skyrimming to make that appointment at 3:00.
by Mr. Strong123 February 6, 2012
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Skyrimming

The sexual act of engaging in a rimjob whilst dressed in LARPing gear. More than likely a homosexual act, given the amount of women who engage in LARPing or the amount of LARPers who actually have girlfriends.
Dude, Lord of the Rings was alright, but at this rate you'll be Skyrimming your new geeky friends come next week
by The Baron! December 5, 2011
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