joy-spreader

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.

joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!

by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011

Purse spreading

When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.

Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers

by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018

Cd’s man spread

When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.

Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning

by Tweetpea12 September 13, 2019

streads

Short for street-beads. Found in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, streads are the sad, unwanted strings of beads seen laying in the street, often submerged in Mardi Gras Juice. Streads are good for giving to women whose titties you want to see but who might not normally be bead-worthy. Broken streads can be easily fixed by twisting the ends together. Fortunately, the stread recipient usually won't notice this shoddy repair until she has already shown the goods, at which point it's too late, ha-ha, I saw your boobs.

Hey Steve! I got that girl over there to show her tits for some nasty old streads! Now let's go get a daquiri-filled plastic football!

by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006

Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread there glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Some contestants may decide to pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over.

Phil Heath takes back the Olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.

by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021

spreading them cheeks

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.

friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"

by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017

Baller Spread

A really big good meal where everyone helps out and enjoys.

DIRECTIONS:
• Put the 15 Top Ramen soups in the trash bag (hold off on adding the seasoning packets).
• Add hot water and let sit. The longer the better as the soup will expand.
• When you open the trash bag all the water should be absorbed by the noodles.
• For best results add two cans of tuna, two cans of smoked oysters, and two cans of smoked clams.
• Add in all 15 Top Ramen seasoning packets at this time.
• Add 6 ounces of mayonnaise.
• Add any type of chips the homies saved from their lunches. (Hot Cheetos are preferred).
• You can get wild and throw in anything else you can steal from the kitchen, for example olives or left over chicken patties.
• Tie the trash bag up containing all the ingredients. Mix it up real good.
• Let stand for ten minutes.
• Bust it open.
• Add to flour tortillas or bread to make good tacos.

No matter what, if you try this at home, for some reason, it never tastes the same as in prison.

Before you eat make sure you say a prayer to bless the food.

Break bread homie, don’t be a cheapskate, we’re putting a spread together. When we make the Baller Spread, everyone pitches in.

by OG Laa-Laa June 1, 2010