sistard

a sister that sometimes acts like a retard

"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:

by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007

Situationally Gay

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.

No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.

by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008

Farrington Situation

a situation at a party/ rave / show where one person starts a riot and mass chaos ensues.

"Dont look now but that brunette is bringing about a farrington situation!"

by FalseAfied January 13, 2010

Sticky Situation

1. A tough situation to get out of, or a sensitive situation.
2. When a female is covered in semen and has no way to clean up quickly.

1. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after agreeing to watch her little cousin's birthday party"

2. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after giving her boyfriend road head"

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Sita

An Indian Goddess, She was borne from the earth. She choose Rama as her husband. Forced to discrimination, first she was asked to walk on fire to prove her purity, where it would destroy the impure and sinful, but not touch the pure and innocent. Then then she was left in a forest when she was pregnant with her two sons. When they were borne, Her husband came to receive them, thus freeing her of all responsibilities. She went back into earth by jumping in a fissure (a metaphor for suicide).

Auspicious Sita, come thou near;
We venerate and worship thee
That thou mayst bless and prosper us
And bring us fruits abundantly

by Asvari May 19, 2013

Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"

An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.

by [e-mail] May 18, 2011

Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....

It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.

by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008