Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

flash sideways

A flash sideways is not a flashback, flash-forward or an alternate timeline. It posits what would have happened if one event didn't.

In the ABC Television show Lost, a flash sideways shows what would have happened if Oceanic flight 815 didn't crash on the island but instead landed in Los Angeles.

by babcock69 May 24, 2010

right fuckin' sideways

When you’re so inebriated that you’re unable to walk straight, let alone stand up.

"Dude, you drank so much last night! You were right fuckin' sideways!"

by e911goddess September 16, 2007

sender-sideways

To be redneck and drive your vehicle erraticly (maybe get a ticket) and sending your car/truck sideways. Hence sender-sideways.

Yo, dude...what the fuck you been up to? Well, I gotta go, sender-sideways! Pop-a-wellie!

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 26, 2005

hung sideways

Having trouble having a bowel movement. Also known as extreme constipation

I can't take a shit, it's hung sideways!

by fidel_castro April 10, 2009

sittin sideways

almost opposite of "the gangsta lean" when u drivin...
instead of leanin right, u lean left almost to post up
against the driver side door, w/ ur right hand on the wheel

ridin slow, speakers thumpin on the drive-way/
sittin sideways & buck twenty on the highway/
-Biggfoot

by Chefo April 9, 2006

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011