curb situation

A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.

I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:

Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"

by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007

flamingo situation

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.

Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?

by anagramman June 2, 2009

Conversation Hostage Situation

When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off

Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!

by Merrgear August 13, 2021

Overlapsation Situation

When one car parks over the line in a parking lot forcing all of the other acrs to park over the line.

Man, I got a ticket for parking on the line of a handicapped spot.

Did you show the cop that there was an overlapsation situation?

by cardude720 May 8, 2009

The Situation

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

by kidlou December 20, 2010

Situation

The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write

Soon?

lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..

I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening

I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …

XWifey mk2 vibes

No thanks …

Got used to cuddling up to myself …

And talking to myself …

At least I know where I stand then ..

Don’t think you have the same problem ..

Situation .. can’t do bs

Won’t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in

by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023

Coldwater Situation

When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.

Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.

by wegmans October 15, 2016