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Sidewalk Chicken

Unlike the moronic definition above, sidewalk chicken is when you and a stranger are walking in the same path toward one another on a pedestrian walk way and you both refuse to move out of the way. Therein becoming a game of chicken to see which person will move out of the way. The person moving out of the way is seen as the less dominant of the two the minds of those who would rather crash into the other person and have a physical show down than move out of the way.

Usually accompanied by mean mugging (see also mad mugging)
People in power suits in downtown Chicago fucking love to play sidewalk chicken. They were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and have never been in a fight in their life but coke makes you feel hard, nigga.

I was playing sidewalk chicken with this bro on the sidewalk. We both stared at each other mad hard.
by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016
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sidewalk sissy

a term used to demean fellow truck drivers or a way to call them a fag
swift get the fuck over you sidewalk sissy
by james 37601 January 2, 2009
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sidewalk soldier

An acquaintance or random person recruited informally, generally to be used as a little extra muscle.
Tom: A few guys were giving this girl trouble at a bar last night, so I told them to stop.
Dave: Did they stop?
Tom: No, they wanted a fight and there was no way I would take them, so I went outside and got a few sidewalk soldiers to help me out.

Jill: You know some guys are going to jump you at the party right?
Tomas: Don't worry, I'll get a few sidewalk soldiers to come with.
by Sidewalk Soldier January 13, 2011
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Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.
I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.
by Matt February 6, 2005
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Sidewalk-Pizza

A large puddle of vomit that drunks upchuck on the sidewalk as they stagger toward their vehicles for all to enjoy! It often includes large chunks of smelly multicolored bits of partially eaten food mixed in with their puke!
Hey watch out for that Sidewalk-Pizza, you don't want to step in that puke or you will stink up the car!
by CaptD December 16, 2010
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sidewalk surfing

Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation
Example:

This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.

That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time

This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers

That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
by freeleigh May 27, 2006
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