Suckcess

1.) The result of having mastered the art of procrastination....aka Putting yourself through the depths of hell because you procrastinated and coming out VICTORIOUSLY!

2. George Patton says "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."...SUCKCESS is how high you were before you bounced back"

3.) Making an Urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.

4.) Meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum passing grade for a class...WHOOO!

My 4 days of sleep deprivation have resulted in a great suckcess.

Uppers can help you be suckcessful.

If you believe in yourself, you can suckceed

by USF_TinyDancer December 10, 2010

Richness Sickness

The state where you desire all that you cannot possibly afford at the time being; yachts, mansions, Swiss chalets, etc.

I've got the richness sickness, I saw a yacht that cost $735,000,000, and I want it, even though I could never afford it!

by Cegan December 31, 2012

Brand name sickness

When you get so sick and tired of seeing a fucking moose on everybody's shirt that you consider burning all you abercrombie clothes that used to be the shit in sixth grade, and spend tons of cash on other cheap ass brand name shit thats probs made in a sweatshop in china... just to get brand name sickness again...

Abercrombiho- oh my gosh! Isnt this shirt like so tots amaze!!! Just got it from holistr last night... Turn up!
NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- yah welll... Its not really special cuz eveyone wears it...
Abercrombiho- OMG your such a hipster!!

NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- no.... I just got brand name sickness...

by NormalFUCKNperson January 13, 2014

sex sickness

The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex

Guy 1: Jamie fucked seven times in one day and then threw up.

Guy 2: Sounds like major sex sickness

by Skeleton Chief November 2, 2015

Morning Sickness

When the office concubine trots into work in her beloved club attire, probably from the night before, and it instantaneously induces feelings of nausea.

Lauren is giving me the morning sickness with that tube dress, five inch knock off heels and bad weave.

by chickendigits June 6, 2013

the sickness

An annual affliction that hits serious cannabis smokers during the fall or winter months. Symptoms are similar to those of the common cold but with more throat irritation and feelings that can be more or less directly related to smoking too much pot. If tobacco smoke is also common the effects of the sickness can be intensified. The sickness can usually be cured through a slight (only slight) reduction in quantity of smoking and heavy doses of Robitussin.

C'mon man you can take another rip of this bong.
No I've already had four and the sickness is acting up.

Pothead 1: Dude you sick?
(less experienced)Pothead 2:Yea some sort of cold.
Pothead 1: Ah, the sickness

by Petey Nelsom October 26, 2007

suckcess

1) A grey area somewhere between failure and success that people who suck strive for.

2) A feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a blowjob.

3) Someone who has become suckcessful by administering blowjobs in generous quantities.

4) Succeeding at failing, usually humourously.

"Overall, Tom's life had been a suckcess upto this point, but it was about to become not bad."

"Jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office assistant to the CEO."

by Red Scourge October 31, 2009