schwans man

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.

The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!

by Rale May 15, 2008

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Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

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Lao-Shan Lung

A giant dragon, nearly impossible to kill. It has no wings and can smash through almost anything. Don't piss it off. A dragon on Monster Hunter Freedom 2.

I finally got the Lao-Shan Lung quest. I tried to kill it, but it killed me instead. It was huge.

by Uncommon future March 8, 2009

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Schwan Man

An extremely good-looking individual who goes about life in a "why not now" way. Never straying away from a challenge, the Schwan man also posses great leadership skills and is never found without 3 ladie friends by his side

Look at the Schwan Man trying bungee jumping, he's doing it with 6 different girls!

by georgewbush March 18, 2017

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darren shan

Darren Shan is the author of the best-selling Darren Shan/Cirque du Freak novels about a young half-vampire.

The series ended in 2004, but is still published all over the world.

He is currently working on a new series entitled 'Lord Loss'.

Darren Shan is a young half-vampire trying to adapt to the ways of the night.

by Arashdeep May 2, 2005

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