by strummedonny June 8, 2018
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And you will find out
It's never ogre
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It's never ogre
"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
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It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
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by feeltherain69 April 27, 2014
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The most common characteristics of a Shleck;
1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.
1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.
Andre: "Hey Shleck, can you use your Shlecky arms to change the channel?"
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."
by Fat Indian July 18, 2011
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Get the Shrek mug.A living sex Deity in possession of 6 of the Golden Nuts. This gives him immense power rivalled by no one at this moment. Due to the containment of these 6 Golden Nuts within him he has been given the gift of a 24 inch cock (on the flop), however it has also turned him into an Ogre, a small price to pay for unimaginable pleasure. He has been known to Shrape innocent children at night.
Last night i had a terrible dream about Shrek and his 24 inch cock. In this dream he forced all of it inside me, rupturing my anus and causing terrible bleeding. When i woke up i found i had been drugged and was unable to move as Shrek finished all inside my anus. I trembled as i felt the power of 6 Golden Nuts explode inside me. This caused me to die instantly as I could not contain the power.
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everyone is attracted to Shrek. All rush to his side to be with him always. Shrek 5 will be about how he divorces Fiona and all the ladies come running!
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