free speech

According to conservatives, non-existant.

Bush opposes Free Speech because he hold anyone who speaks against him as an "enemy cpombatant".

by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003

speecho

it's like typo, but when you screw up your talking.

direct quote-"like when you have elephantitist of the tongue, yes, elephantitist"

by merbear June 10, 2004

speech mack

the act of hooking up at a speech/debate tournament. Hooking up is a very broad term in this sense.

Dude, I got some nice speech mack last night.

by LVRF99 October 22, 2009

The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.

The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*

by Nazeem February 5, 2021

Free Speech

The double standard many human beings don't understand.

Person 1: "I have free speech, so shut up!"

Person 2: "Sounds like The Free Speech Maneuver... "

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014

Lamer Speech

A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.

teh, pron, lol, rofl, lmao, omg

by Protected September 10, 2003

The King's Speech

When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)

I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.

by Improvise May 6, 2011