Short Shooter

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.

Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

School Shooters

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro

Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 30, 2019

balls in a salad shooter

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003

Third Person Shooter

Its where you can see the person, from behind them.

Socom I,II and Splinter Cell they are both Third person shooters

by XII DesTinY July 17, 2005

villa shooter

a dude ass rapes a guy, then right before he cums he proceeds to stick his dick into the nostril of a female, then that jizzy ass juice shoots out her other nostril, thus creating a sexy effect.

Damn, Mike and Stephen love those villa shooters, k thanks bye.

by hotcarl69 k thanks bye November 14, 2007

Shroomerian

a person whos religious knowledge and experience comes from the psychedelic use of mushrooms. A shroomerian is a self proclaimed religion coming from the word shroom which is the psychedelic mushroom. These are people who would rather not follow society but do "their own thing" which involves religious excursions in the mountains or practically any good place to achieve knowledge and attain more spirituality in life rather than go to church and pray for something that you are not sure that is there. Faith is just a word society needs to say to get that feeling of courage in them so they can move on with life.

Hey man what religion are you?

Shroomerian how about you?

Hey man i understand the secret of life!

Good, welcome to the other side.

Shroomerian too? got enough for two?

Yeah man, here! see you on the other side!

by RGAMushroom January 17, 2011

GUNK SHOOTER

A PENIS

I STUCK MY GUNK SHOOTER RITE UP HER ASS

by PIPIN October 2, 2009