the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?

Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.

by Annette Llloyd August 13, 2007

Shonk

A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk

"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"

by Shonky von shonkerton January 20, 2009

Shanksgiving

A prisoner's favorite holiday. Where everyone is free to stab eachother and try to escape.

No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.

by explodoboy November 24, 2017

Stonks

Stonks

hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

Go on Shanks' Pony

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.

When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.

by epynephrin January 6, 2005

ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

by Bob April 3, 2003

shonky

falling apart through bad construction or age. Often applied to software.

I can't get my bank statement out of this shonky website!

by sweavo January 14, 2004