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Snydered

To trick your boss into having sex with you so you can do shitty job and not get fired for it.
Melina: Mrs. Munroe sure got Snydered by that new sales guy, didn't she?

Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.

Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha
by Real Wisemheimer February 11, 2010
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Zack Snyder

The director that ruined Batman, and the DCEU. THANKS A LOT ZACK SNYDER!
by I AM THE INTERNET January 4, 2018
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Snydered

To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.
Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??

A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.
by JK March 3, 2004
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Snyderize

The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.
Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.

A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.
by Gomez Sprinkles February 27, 2008
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Snyder Rider

Someone who is blind to anything wrong with a film that director Zack Snyder had anything at all to do with almost to a cult like position. They think if his name is attached, the movie is a masterpiece because of him, even when he’s helping in the smallest of ways. They’ll claim he’s a god and if you don’t like his movies that, you didn’t understand “his vision” or that it was too smart for you.
“Batman V. Superman was a masterpiece, you just didn’t understand it.”
“Some people just aren’t smart enough to understand the deconstruction of Heroes.”
Wonder Woman was only as good as it was because of Zack Snyder’s input.”
“We need the Snyder Cut to see Zack’s true vision.”
“In Zack we trust.”
All examples of what a Snyder Rider may say.
by CosmicSurfer616 February 25, 2018
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Snyder Cut

noun.

1. An object that is blasphemous to the degree that the mere mention of its heretic nature would transfer people's consciousness to a magical realm where it can both be nonexistent and terrible simultaneously.

2. Something that has the potential to wake people up from a dream world but was hidden from them.
Yo man I smoked some snyder cut the other day and I feel like I lost my virginity.
by zhengyingli April 21, 2019
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Snyder Cut

A mortal wound that will take at least 2 more hours to die from.
We need to put pressure on it or he'll bleed out!

No worries, it's a "Snyder Cut." It'll take hours...
by Squirrelio March 29, 2021
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