shmoopey

someone you love and care about deeply. a nickname you can call them bc you love them that much. probably an embarassing name to say in public but still cute

Person: "Come here shmoopey I love you"

Shmoopey: "BARK"

by twerkingfordays June 11, 2016

Shmoopnigger

A Shmoopnigger is a shmoop and nigger in one word so it's like saying you are a nigger with a mop on your head.

Hey blackman, why do you have to be suck a fucking shmoopnigger

by YourlocalJoe December 12, 2019

Shmoosh

To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique

Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?

by Kidsticky December 31, 2019

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

by Albert.a April 24, 2023

lil shmoops

when a mom and dad shmoops have a baby

wanna make a lil shmoops

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Shmoonism

An adjective used to describe the act of spending your parent's money or entire paycheck on anything you don't need in a matter of two days or less, typically a weekend. Another example of this would include spending any and all money that should be used for bills at a bar, or even multiple bars. Generally, most money would be spent on bottles of Coors Light and multiple packs of Marlboro Lights. Also, to be a "schmoon" move, the person has to lie about where they spent/got all their money.

Driving home to get $200 in bill money from your parents, then spending it all that weekend on a Brewer's game and a couple trips to the bar. Total shmoonism

Going to the grocery store three times in one night, to get a total of five sodas that cost 25 cents a piece.

by Dank Chopper May 13, 2008

Shloofy

meaning tired or sleepy

she went to be early because she's shloofy.

by prcg October 19, 2009