Shmeegtard

Pertaining to someone incredibly stupid

That Cameron kid is a total shmeegtard.

by Neeko May 19, 2020

shmigson

Originated in Cowley Road by Aaron, Majeed and Carl. Can be used as a term for enderment or scorn. Can also be used as a name e.g "Shmig"

"Hello Shmigson"
"Hello Shmig"

by Shmignolious September 29, 2020

Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

Shmeg

Short for shmegela; When someone is such a shmegela but its not even worth the extra breathe it would take to say shmegela

Kobi stop being such a shmeg and give me back the lucky charms

by ButStuf69 May 4, 2021

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023

shmegel

A small penis or just small

That negro had a shmegel!

by Jdalasher October 2, 2023

Aunty Shmegs

Commonly known as Meaghan but also referred to As a Fierce Woman due to using the PTP: “Prime Tooting Position.” In which the right leg is lifted and you lay on your stomach to speed up the expulsion of internal methane gas.

“Yo, it’s her, Aunty Shmegs, she used the PTP!”

by Samwitch August 19, 2020