shleeking

To chop off your penis and eat as if it were a cucumber.

Mack cried when he was tortured by shleeking.

by AG and FM February 16, 2008

Shmecky

Shmecky is a euphemism for any word.Good for either disguising a word. Or if your around your little sister and dont want to curse.

Disguise: Hey man, you wanna go blaze some shmecky.

Sub: Man i really gotta take a Shmecky.

Or just simply, Your such a shmecky.

by BIGCARRI October 28, 2009

Sheck

A cigarillo or a small cigar.

Used as a code for lope people who like to enjoy life.

Let's spark up a sheck man.

This sheck smells so Dank!

by LopeDopeChiller June 21, 2010

ryan sheckler

The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.

Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"

Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"

Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."

Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."

by Sheckla's Hata's March 15, 2008

shmeckel

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

by dick head May 13, 2005

shmeck

I love eating shmeck all the way.

1) Choppped potato jammys
2) cook

by negger April 29, 2004

Shrecked

Xbox Live term. A combination of the two words shredded and wrecked. Commonly used on games such as Gears of War and Gears of War 2 similar to saying "get bodied".

Get shrecked!

That kid just got ridiculously shrecked

by envhostile November 16, 2010