shlart

when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning

Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.

by el_jay_ess July 23, 2009

shargled

Meaning: breath smells like they've been gargling faeces / shit, bad smelling breath.

Oh man your breath stinks like you've just shargled, has someone had a dump in your mouth?

by tttgirls January 15, 2016

Shlarp

A word used for the highly used element in the Shlarp-verse, that is used to power and make various tool, weapons, and other resources. shlarp is originally found in the great shlarp vaults after they were opened and mass mined, produced, and weaponized. One way to explain what it is, is human feces but produced by an unknown organism that clearly has some out worldly power that allowed humans to take its power.

"I have to work in the shlarp mines today under the rule of blamp to feed my family"

by MW3Cupid1 October 5, 2020

yargle shmargle

noun- a term used when someone does something retardedly

insult- a word that is a user defined

Dude 1- My pen spontaneously combusted
Dude2- You're a yargle shmargle

by geterdun December 17, 2008

shlang

Russian for Hose or Hosepipe

Ivan: "Ahh Niet, Dat guy has a bigger shlang than us!"
Random Russian dude 2: "Da, he likes to spray his lawn well!"

by Andrew Wilkinson July 12, 2007

shlarp

Merely a description of a whorish women. Less offensive than using the word slut. Can also be used as an insult.

Bro, you should get Triff to give you oral sex. She's a massive shlarp

by Nic Battersby May 30, 2006

Shlarp

Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.

babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.

by LoveHandlesInc. August 17, 2009