shitasstitts

When something is so bad that you can’t exclaim in word

I have lost my job. Shitasstitts

by Rick Tobias November 10, 2020

ionela shilage

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.

Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.

by Ionela_the_hottest_ac_waifu February 8, 2022

shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

by Alex February 19, 2003

hey shitass

“hey shitass, wanna see me ” is a meme where someone tries to speed run but when they do the person named shitass already reached that way before him.

“hey shitass, wanna see me speedrun”
“wait how did you get here”

by MLGYolofade October 26, 2020

shitasm

When you take a really huge crap and it feels sooooo nice

Man, I had the greatest shitasm last night!

by KaBle December 7, 2006

Silas Gallagher

Silas Gallagher; a handsome, masculine individual possessing the most desirable of traits. Even though he may be timid at first, his romantic charm will shine through, and put him above the rest. Silas Gallagher's understanding and genuine compassion can put anyone at ease when they are around him. He is rarely judgmental, but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He can out-drink any man against him, and if he wanted, could take your girl right out from under your arm. His smooth way with words will make any woman melt, and fall for him instantly. Though Silas Gallagher may have commitment issues; he is truly the epitome of a loving gentleman.

"Man, I wish I could drink like Silas Gallagher."
"See that man over there? That's a true Silas Gallagher."

by Kerakura April 29, 2013

Silas

Clapped

Silas is clapped

by Dingleberry_silas April 7, 2019