shmiggle

A small dog who is your dog

My shmiggle is cuter than yours!

by Jeremyikjilj June 21, 2006

Shemaler

Denoting or relating to a condition in which a man who engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with transgender men.

Steve was unable to settle into a marriage, he was a notorious shemaler.

by Badm0n October 4, 2022

Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006

shmiggle

a human of the male species who recycles disses is a hipster is gay for the strokes and if aftaid of whales

girl: you are such a shmiggle
boy: whats a shmiggle?

by itsnotamaracaitsashmiggle July 21, 2011

shemale domme

A transgender proDomme who’s based out of San Diego, CA. Although many want her, She’s not for everyone.

I saw Mistress Sugarbritches, a shemale Domme in Hillcrest & she was totally worth it!

by Mistress Sugarbritches August 28, 2022

shmiggle

mingle

by Anonymous February 15, 2003

Shmiggle

an old man who who uses devices to please himself during his retired, lonely times.

Haha, look at that shmiggle, cant even get none no more.

by non-shmiggle August 15, 2010