seetard

Someone whose vision is so horrible that it's retarded

Haha that guy just walked into a wall, he must be a seetard.

by Blafucock March 30, 2011

sheepfarm

To tie up in bondage.

Generally referring to the act of tying up a male-identifying individual in bondage, generally a full torso form such as the Karada tie from shibari.

"Yup, I'd totally sheepfarm him."

"Wow, he's got a great body for sheepfarming."

by SimmetraM May 17, 2014

Sheapard's staff

The act of folding a flacid penis over another erect penis. Much like the curve of a sheapard's staff. It is a cucking technique.

Porn Hub's #1 video this week was just two guys making a sheapard's staff with their cocks.

by PowerlineOtis August 9, 2018

Shepard's Delight

To have sex with a sheep. See welsh or sheep shagger.

John: Oh arr im gonna have me some shepard's delight. Come ere bessie!

by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018

Shmeegtard

Pertaining to someone incredibly stupid

That Cameron kid is a total shmeegtard.

by Neeko May 19, 2020

Mr Sheppard

A quite favorable biology teacher. He brings tasty treats to his class when they perform well in academics. He is rather large but it adds to his Santa Claus like character. We love Mr Sheppard.

*at the beginning of the year*
Person 1: What biology class did you get in? Im in Ms. Silvas class.
Person 2: Im so excited. I got into Mr Sheppard’s class. I heard he brings tasty treats to class!

by Ass111222333 December 27, 2022

Sheppard's Law

If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.

Sheppard's Law say he won.

by BloodyGums December 14, 2010