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Shafted

Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

The story of Shark Island!
Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted!
by Dope Slanger August 24, 2006
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Mine Shaft

A person with a lot of bling, such as gold and diamonds, in their mouth.
Goal;

While getting head, have some bling fall out. Ideally you can keep whatever you can knock loose.

Usage;

“I got a gold nugget from Sean’s mine shaft last night
by Alaskan Miner September 21, 2009
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Shaft Hand

When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.
You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.
by Total Elite December 9, 2008
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Shaftisfied

Adjective.

Contented/pleased, despite knowing that one has be left well and truly shafted.
Buying that diamond ring left me feeling totally shaftisfied. It's so expensive but a lovely thing to do.
by IJfan2016 November 24, 2016
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shaft paint

Refers to lipstick, chapstick, lip gloss and pertains to anything that can discolor the shaft during fellatio
Got dry lips? Don't forget your shaft paint!
by 1974raidersonja September 14, 2018
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Shaftism

In reference to the stylistic flairs of Akiyuki Shinbo and animation studio Shaft. Examples include abstract imagery, minimalistic artwork, live-action splicing, eclectic editing, head-tilts, fixation on character's eyes, vibrant and dynamic color palettes, stained glass, visual absurdism, etc.
Inexplicable head-tilts are my favorite Shaftism.
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy April 3, 2020
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bell shaft

Someone who is being annoying or stupid. Basically being called a penis!
Person 1- "Stockholm is in germany"
Person 2- Oh my god! what a bell shaft!
by Chrissy H May 15, 2006
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