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Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.
She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
by Spankface April 17, 2018
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Finger Seizure

When a man or boy attempts to finger a virgin woman or girl. She reacts in extremely fast twitching motions as if she was having a seizure.
Dude, Me and Her were touching each other and i tried to touch on her junk.""yah bro and?""She started twitching like i gave her a finger seizure.
by Sparky'sGotBack June 10, 2010
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Hasan Seizure

when a person keeps saying the same thing but in a paraphrased way in the same argument and his name is Hasan which makes it Hasan seizure. So When people keep shouting the name of Hasan because he is shouting nonsense to the audience that generates the confusement among people (Hasan seizure).
oh my god why don't you understand anything? are having Hasan seizure at the moment ?
by Karl Ghonsoon June 9, 2021
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Booty Seizure

When a woman (or feminine man) girates there gluteus maximus in such a way that resembles a person having a seizure standing upright. At first glance it seems to be a pretty sexy dance move, but upon closer inspection the individual looks quite uncomfortable like they're vigorously shaking an extremely clingy shitlock off of of they assbeard.
A: Hey Secretia. Check out that crazy bootch havin a fit on the dance flo.
B: Damn Laqueefa! That bitch might really be sick or some shit.
A: Nah, she just be havin a massive booty seizure!

C: Michaella are you up for a brief jaunt down to the local disco, I feel a booty seizure coming on.
D: Why yes Bruce, but you must not forget to bring your dance helmet in case you go full on seize and land flat on your perfect little Shnoz.
C:(Poot)
by Dr. Rockwell March 20, 2010
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hand seizure

the sudden spasm of the typing hand on the keyboard, causing a jumble of random letters, usually done when a person is bored chatting with someone online, or to avoid a question or difficult situation
Example of a hand seizure used in a situation:

Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"

Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"

Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off

END CHAT
by Demon Bat October 15, 2010
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Vagina Seizure

This is the same as a really powerful orgasm that is almost unbearable. It is so pleasurable that there are not words to descried it. While it may be weird to say to they guy, it is funny amongst girlfriends to brag about the vagina seizure from last night
"I had the most amazing Vagina Seizure last night. The whole room shook!"
by sexymoose12 February 5, 2010
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Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.
My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.
by kstan34 May 24, 2010
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