seinfeld moment

A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.

Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.

by Reddot1975 May 1, 2009

seinfeld around

verb- to say something without actually coming out and saying it. The seinfeld bet episode depicted the four characters making a bet to see who could go the longest without masturbating; the topic was discussed multiple times, although the words "masturbate" or "masturbation" were not used in the entire episode.

I'll have to seinfeld around the topic at hand when I recount this story to him. I hope he can figure out what I'm trying to say.

by tiffypoole March 19, 2006

Seine

Like the river, seine goes with the flow literally the most chill person to be around. But can't handle a hard hit of kush her nose WILL bleed. Lowkey a nasty hoe who wants that dick 5ever. But overall who you want around for anything and everything. Also this bitch is beautiful and has a smokin bod but will not admit it ! don't be a seine own up to your beauty 💕💝

She's chill enough to roll joints in the washroom stall .

She's that lit, don't miss out on seines.

by BigDaddyHill October 3, 2016

Spineless Cunt

A woman(or wife) who habitually lies in order to keep the real man in their life to pay their bills(or hand out money) and provide a feeling of safety/stability, while they continue to maintain a relationship with another guy who's a weak spineless emo puppy dog. The reasoning behind this is the real man is steadfast, strong and gives respect when given, while the other lame emo loser is easily controlled, a professor of love serenades and would literally eat a mile of the "spineless cunt"s shit to lick her asshole. The Spineless Cunt is the lowest form of life, for she can never make a real decision, maintain a solid foundation of integrity or generate enough good karma to walk about everyday life with true inner fullfillment and grace. Even worse, the emo men she chooses are unattractive with greasy acne, excessive body hair, snaggly crooked teeth and droopy down syndrome eyes. The fact that people like this can continue to walk the earth stealing oxygen from good honest people is appalling, and should be a crime.

Kayla(Spineless Cunt) goes with Sam on dates to nice restaurants, and other fun and pricey venues of entertainment, all the while she guards her phone texting or sexting Thomas, who continuously tells her how amazing she is, and that he wants to make a shrine consisting of her toe nail clippings. VOMIT

by hatingallwomencuzof1 April 17, 2011

Seinfeld Tragedy

A slight mistake or mishap that ends up costing you everything.

"I was at a restaurant and accidentally bumped into a guy eating his dinner. I apologized and I thought everything was alright. The guy turned out to be the president of the company I work for. The next day I was fired. It was a real seinfeld tragedy."

by rickmcclure August 16, 2014

Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018

Seisel

Seisel is a beautiful beeing, who is loved by everyone. He has a happy and open personality and wants to be everyones friend. Seisel likes to goof around and can also be a cheeky badger from time to time. He can be very stubborn at times. It is almost impossible not to love a Seisel.

He is such a Seisel! everybody's darling.

He pulled a Seisel! tried to secretley eat my candy.

by ItsLuckyMe July 8, 2020