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A fireman who loves getting fucked by older men and complains about his golf buddies cheating.
Man, that new guy at station 3 is a real scooter
Scooter by FireGuy9 July 23, 2023
1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money
Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.
Scooter by Safaribro August 24, 2023
A cute preppy cheap girl who wants a man.
That pretty scooter just wants you, take her.
Scooter by Safaribro August 24, 2023
A mode of transportation used typically when scavenging for pooters. In addition, they are typically rammed into a booter when during a sacred courting ritual
Thats why your scooter has no fuel, so dont make me ram my scooter in your pooter
Scooter by Booty Ass kid December 15, 2024

SCOOTER! 

(verb) Leading a person to believe that you agree and/or approve of their words and/or actions.

This is very common amongst school age children and adults who refuse to accept that they are no longer children.
The act is as follows:
Agree with the victim and then make a gesture as if you will "high-five" them. Next, avoid their hand and make a gesture as if you're riding a scooter (motorcycle or bicycle).
Lastly, yell out very loudly "SCOOTER" and embarrass your friends until they threaten to stop talking to you. Be very careful, they may begin to SCOOTER you!
Pass it on. It's FUN!

A variation of the word PSYCHE!
Hannah: "Hey Alex, my mom says the hamburgers are ready. I'm so hungry."
Alex (the victim): "Thanks Hannah, I'm gonna eat 3 hamburgers with cheese! Let's go."
Hannah: "I'll keep an eye on the food patrol so we can eat everything we want. Yeaaaah!" (makes a high-five gesture)
Alex goes for the high-five...
Hannah: "SCOOTER!"
SCOOTER! by KidneyPanc498 July 1, 2011

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.
scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019