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Scooter Kid

A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.
Scooter Kid: Why would you hit me? You're so meeeaaan! (Sobs)
by K A S I A May 27, 2019
mugGet the Scooter Kidmug.

Beer Scooter

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".
by Karlito April 20, 2003
mugGet the Beer Scootermug.

Scooter Ankle

The act of a razor hitting your ankle so hark that it is the single most painful thing in the universe.
Back in the middle ages, Scooter Ankle was used as a torture device
by YeetersonPeterson May 12, 2020
mugGet the Scooter Anklemug.

scooter snake

Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate
Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake

Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed

Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
by make_that_booty_clap December 24, 2014
mugGet the scooter snakemug.

gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".
1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!
by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006
mugGet the gook scootersmug.

scooter tramp

He's no scooter tramp, just a yuppie with a harley
by Ridge80 September 19, 2005
mugGet the scooter trampmug.

Alabama Scooter

A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity.
"I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week.
by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010
mugGet the Alabama Scootermug.

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