trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.

Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!

by benbenbenny August 1, 2009

Scoopies

A unit of measurement for ice cream that can be said in place of a scoop.

Boy: How many scoopies are you getting?
Girl: I'm getting theee scoopies

by Scoopie helper June 18, 2018

Scoopage

news, a new event, a scoop

I've got some scoopage to share

by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Fupa Scoopa

A large ladle like device that aids in the process of lifting ones fupa in order to provide easier access to the vagina and anus.

I once ate a nasty chalupa
So greasy it flew out my pooper

But wiping my asshole's

No longer a hassle

With the help of my Fupa Scoopa

by mmm_bop November 11, 2017

scooping

When you do a drug and you feel like it scooped a part of your brain out, like ice cream but with brain cells.

i scooped so hard last night, I saw God

yo, we scooping tonight?

by MRSdirt June 12, 2011

scooping

You are scooping a chick when you are staring at her continually with pleasure thoughts and sexual intentions.

That's my girl you're scooping, man!

by DAMT December 17, 2003