schmag

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man

by spikola February 4, 2010

schmagnum

A tough, thin film that forms on the surface of geletin (Jello) when left sitting in the refrigerator for too long.

He could tell the geleting was old because of the schmagnum.

by zantern July 18, 2008

schmagoola

An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.

"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"

or

"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)

by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009

Schmagooglians

Schmagooglians (sh-mah-goo-glee-ans) /noun/:
1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item

1. " Oh, I don't like that jacket with the sequins, charms, pom-poms and embroidery...far too much schmagooglians for my taste.

2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.

3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!

by P-B-S August 29, 2009

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018

Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018