absolutely decimating some divine food. like food all over your mouth white girl pasta sauce face level eating.
“look at that mf schlomp on that cake!”
by rpsirk November 26, 2023
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by Anjlanta the Governor November 29, 2023
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When a deal is made between two individuals, and the person who has given money to the tother for candy and/or soda pop is wanting said candy/soda pop as quickly and as safely as possible to satisfy urgent craving/need/want for their taste buds, or their thirsty throat.
Yeah, I know it won't necessarily be immediately, but please make it schwoppy if you could please. I'm dying for a Cherry cola!
by Anjlanta the Governor February 13, 2024
Get the schwoppy mug.The act of maneuvering a motor vehicle in such a manner that could be considered “cutting someone off” if it was not so well executed. Often accompanied by the operator of the motor vehicle executing the maneuver exclaiming, “Schwump!”
Hold on, I’m going to Schwump right on in front here to make our turn… Schwump!
Bro tried to Schwump and totally failed.
Bro tried to Schwump and totally failed.
by GoatCantEven February 18, 2024
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Get the schwoppy mug.( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
Get the Schlomping the whitebait mug.( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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