schlitterschluter

A flailed device to use in the consumption of hotrails .

Hey guys has anyone seen the schlitterschluter?

by Betty Blows January 19, 2018

schmistern

to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.

Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult

Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.

by Galindanna March 6, 2019

Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

schluttenhofer

A German Nazi. He burns Jews and knows how to work on Gas Chambers

Schluttenhofer can work on your gas chambers if you need him to.

by Meganegro26 October 5, 2019

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Schaltter

Literally the worst TikTok user of all time. They are very problematic and shouldn’t be trusted. They often get crushes on their moots who do not have the same feelings for them. Schaltter will often cry over their feelings for their moots and play it off as if they were crying because of season 10 of the walking dead that has recently been released on Netflix. Their favorite color is pink. They love kpop along with the groups such as Loona, NCT 127, SHINee and EXO. They also have a obsession with vadavada. They have a lot of secrets about a lot of people they enjoy watching on YouTube and Twitch.

Person 1 “who’s the best phan?”
Person 2 “oh it’s schaltter they love dan and phil a little to much”

by Trixzslater July 27, 2021

Schatternoggen

when bobo shits on the floor after bath time

god damn bo stop the schatternoggen

by doinkdoink November 21, 2021