schmute

Someone who is really cute, in a really cute way.

That guy is well schmute

by harleysmith September 11, 2014

Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater

If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.

by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017

schukei

A super hot person who gets lots of friends. A schukei is a person who is kinda fat jk gooti, Schukeis dont play fortnite but we get 2nd place. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeet. *dab* and schukeis shoot threes from deep and they always roast tanner lee and tanner stuztman.

If u want to get a foursome act like a schukei

by WestbrookGodPiratesDab June 29, 2018

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt

by 0leep November 10, 2020

Schmukluk

Goofy Bitch synonymous with Goofmitt

Monica Lewinski was a real Schmukluk.

by Willard McGrit September 27, 2020

schmuecker

A man with an abnormally large and veiny penis, often cockasian descent.

Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.

Hot woman: “Who’s that huge meat mountain playing gamez?”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”

by The doonie duster June 2, 2021