shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

Schmuck Fucker

1) One for whom fucks Schmucks

"Person's Name" is a schmuck fucker.

by Davjones January 12, 2009

Schmuck Fuck

Someone who thinks they are entitled and is beyond ridiculous in their actions. Another word for a Karen in sorts.

“Stop being a Schmuck Fuck, Karen!”

by Tylar Storm August 24, 2021

Mrs. Schmuck

Has the big gay. Old hag bitch. Straight Up Cunt (SUC)

Mrs. Schmuck is a Mrs Schmuck

by JazzLover69 September 5, 2018

Schmuck On Wheels

Someone who gets pushed around. See the definition of schmuck. It's Yiddish. Morrie in Goodfellas was Jewish. He doesn't like being dismissed as a fool or an idiot.

"What am I , a Schmuck on Wheels?" - Morrie in Goodfellas.

by Signal 30 August 23, 2023

Schmucks Deluxe

When you don't need no bitches to survive.

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.

by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019

schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.

by Delta Sailor November 16, 2016