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schmooish 

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith
My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!
schmooish by Bauxb March 12, 2025
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When you flash for fun or to troll in a league of legends game.
Watch out! I am gonna do the "Mababhito Schmoogie"!
No! Don't do it!
*flashes*
OH NO! He did the "Mababhito Schmoogie", he's crazy! Oh well...