A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013
Get the schmidt dickmug. by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
Get the Charlie Schmidtmug. the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011
Get the pulled a schmidtmug. The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).
by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013
Get the mitch schmidtmug. 
by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023
Get the timothy schmidtingmug. addison schmidt is a beautiful, loving, amazing, sweet, woman. someone who will love you for you. i love you for infinity and beyond 🤍
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
Get the addison schmidtmug.