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Alica Schmidt

She is 26 year old German female athlete known as the hottest athlete.
by creeper-lurkki November 28, 2025
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pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011
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schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis
by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013
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addison schmidt

a beautiful woman who deserves the whole world, who’s also the most amazing human being to ever exist. i love addison schmidt
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
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joseph schmidt

by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019
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addison schmidt

addison schmidt is a beautiful, loving, amazing, sweet, woman. someone who will love you for you. i love you for infinity and beyond 🤍
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you
Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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