schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

Charlie Schmidt

Famous for his "Keyboard Cat" video.

Charlie Schmidt, you put a smile on my face.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious

guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."

by therobotshirt August 5, 2011

addison schmidt

a beautiful woman who deserves the whole world, who’s also the most amazing human being to ever exist. i love addison schmidt

wow, addison schmidt sure is the most beautiful ever

by frickbaylen April 21, 2021

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018