Scalper

Someone who purchases large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

Seedy looking guys outside stadiums avoiding police and trying to sell tickets to baseball/football games which are about to start.

by ~Sunigirl~! January 28, 2004

The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.

Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-

by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012

scapadel

An Italian style shoe

I just put my scapadel on and about to hit the town

by Danny Sicilian November 26, 2020

Scap

The act of flashing or showing off the goods. The art of the scap requires removing clothes in a provocative manner for a person or thing.

Scapping is associated with the famous Canadian Twitch music streamer, KellyGates47. The act of scapping someone has an associated success rate given. It is often perceived as a compliment by the recipient, and high success rates are regarded with respect and awe.

Scapping is triggered by the command !scaps <username>.

Recognition is given out on a monthly basis for scappers with the most 100% or 0% scaps.

"Dude! Did you see SkittleFarts91 scapped lego_52?"

"Yeah, man. That 100% was pretty awesome. I wish moonjellypower would scap me with her baked goods."

by Drillmaster07 November 7, 2021

50/100/150 Scale

This is the standard scale for starting a Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby relationship. It equates to blowjob/vaginalsex/analsex. From this baseline, as the relationship grows and trust is built, an allowance is discussed.

When I start talking to a new sugar baby, I make sure she is okay with the 50/100/150 scale.

by SugarDaddyMichigan January 16, 2020

The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

by i-ain May 30, 2009

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009