A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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Get the Saturday Night Special mug.A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.
by Fausto55 November 24, 2009
Get the Turkish Saturday mug.The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.
A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"
"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"
"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"
by JadeWalking October 27, 2012
Get the Saturday Tired mug.Saturday Kreskova is an unofficial Romanian holiday that dates back to the 27th of August 20222. Its main concept is drinking the cheap dry spirit vodka called "Kreskova" with the juice "Granini" with the "Sour Cherry" flavour. The ritual starts in the park "Cisimigu" from Bucharest in the zone where old men play chess ("sahisti") and it consists of drinking excessive quantities of Kreskova with Granini. Afterwards, the action moves to a club in Bucharest (free of choice) and you party there until the club closes. Afterwards, you take a train to a different city, however, the city has to be picked only after you exit the club and not before. Alcohol must be consumed throughout the night, and only the lack of money or excessive fainting relieves you of that duty.
Man, last night I went to Saturday Kreskova and I woke up in the city of Constanta with no money. It was a good Saturday Kreskova!
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Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”
by RevoBeast December 4, 2019
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