The Sandman

When one is so intoxicated that during intercourse he passes out on the female, thus resulting in suffocation and ultimatley death. And then the following morning he mungs her dead ass.

Police Officer #1: Oh my god what happened to this poor girl, I have never seen something this bad before.
Police Officer #2: Yeah, I saw this last week, the crackheads call it "The Sandman"

by Joe Bosco December 9, 2008

Sandysan

Defines a sandy as having alot of sand on her, making her more of a loser than she already is. A sandysan can be used as someone who just arrived from the beach.

ps: Can also refer to an old loser/man

"Hey man, where'd you just come from? You look like Sandysan."

"Hahahaha! Serious?"

by Kcake June 12, 2009

Sandman

A. An slippery person.

Someone capable of slipping past authority or punishments without any seemingly ramifications.

Also, a criminal, typically a hitman, that seems to be uncatchable.

That guy is a fucking sandman!

by Caine Cabal October 27, 2011

Sandman Stewart

The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.

"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"
OR
"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
OR
"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
OR
"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."

by SS fanatic January 16, 2009

Sandman Hump

Doing doggy-style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, cumming in the sand, and making her lick it up.

Dude, me and Jasmine were sandman humping after the beach party. It was intense.

by Turtle Goddess July 22, 2016

Sandman

Spider-Man after Infinity War.

A: Dude did you see what happend to Spider-Man?
B: You mean Sandman?

by MrStarman August 11, 2018

Nick Sandmann

The act of getting completely humiliated and decked in numerous "Defamation" court cases because you couldn't stand the fact that native americans have a different opinion than your "Superior" white ass

Lil Betty tried to tell on her brother for liking Star Trek more than Star Wars, but their mom gave her the Nick Sandmann

by SmeeveJeeve April 23, 2023