Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

by Locker June 12, 2007

Sanduskied

V. SAN-DUS-KEYED ~

1. To take advantage of; cheat
2. To ruin someone's life
3. To mess up, destroy, mangle, etc.
4. To have complete disregard for a fellow human.
5. To Fuck someone

Joe- Dude you just cut that guy off.
Jerry- Hell Yea I did.
Joe- You completely Sanduskied him!

by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 13, 2011

The Sandusky

A drink that is made with whipped cream vodka and milk. Commonly used to 'Sandusky' somebody

Bob: Oh man, I want to hook up with Rachel but she isn't drunk enough
Steven: Dawg just feed her The Sandusky and she'll be as good as yours

by MRDSpidey July 5, 2012

Elma Sandblaster

This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.

This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.

by El el fetches February 4, 2022

The Adam Sandler Effect

When someone is dating someone way out of their league or is a lot younger. Comes from Adam Sandler's films where he's always with a super attractive, young women.

Damn, my girlfriend is so hot, its definitely the Adam Sandler Effect.

by eltonjohnskid February 21, 2022

Sandal Master

The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.

One does not simply see Sandal Master without sandals.

by Grendel's second cousin in law March 22, 2012