saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

by velvetcad January 2, 2011

Broken Saltine

When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.

she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine...

by Michael-Jack-That-Hoe April 2, 2010

Saltcoats

A shitty coastal town on the west coast of Scotland full of ugly inbreds. Not to be mistaken with Ardrossan or Stevenston although both contain the same class of unemployed layabouts. Glasgow people used to go there for their holidays!!!

"It could be worse, we could be in Saltcoats"

by GingaNinjar December 23, 2006

Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.

1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!

by saltiney February 21, 2011

Urban Saltionary

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.

Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

saltlicker

a masochistic person who actually likes being tormented by telling everyone their troubles and pain, then when someone comes along and rubs "salt in a wound", the person responds by saying "thanks that felt great" and proceeds to have a pity party for himself/herself for months on end, continuously licking the salt and referencing the comment whenever they can, for attention.

Suzie has an alcohol problem and frequents bars to pick up men... I gave her lots of attention and tried to get her to quit..Finally gave up and called her a skank. Now she tells people she must be a skanky alcoholic, because I said so. I actually think she likes it, because she giggles every time she says it. It's her new tagline. She is such a saltlicker.

by wordsmith78 March 27, 2010

saltinity

The level of salt in a body of water.

The saltinity of the tidal pond is higher than the saltinity of the ocean.

by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008