4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition

It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.

What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls

Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!

by Blackout Mystic May 24, 2013

500 Days of Summer

Hilariously serious movie that everyone should see. It'll teach you what love really is and isn't. Great ending that isn't ruined by a cheesy "guy-gets-the-girl" scenario, more real life than ever.

...almost as good as the Notebook :)

Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel

Did you see 500 Days of Summer? It's such a great movie.

"It's love, not Santa Clause."

by 500rocks August 11, 2009

summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.

We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.

by Shawarma123456765432 October 11, 2008

Foothill Horizons Summer Camp

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.

Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!

by [e-mail] October 15, 2011

Sweet summer child

from Game of Thrones: a person who doesn't know the hardships of winter

often used when someone has no experience with a particular (stressful) thing

"Oh, you still have a lot to learn about fangirling and otp's, my sweet summer child."

by Bummi September 3, 2016

Summer Scrote

When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.

Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.

by thing3 May 11, 2010

Summer Lag

It's like jet lag, but more like summer lag. When you're still adjusted to your summer break when you come back on the first day of school or during the first week of school, maybe longer.

1: Dude I'm too lazy to do my homework!
2: Summer lag?
1: Heck yeah!

by The Daydreamer September 3, 2010