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Surprise Bellringer

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While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.
Giant 55 SURPRISE EGG SURPRISE BOXES PlayDoh Frozen MLP Minecraft Cars2 Frozen Mystery Transformers
by bassistheplace246 July 18, 2018
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surprise butt sex

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Joey: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! *dry hump's yuig*
Yuig: Joey, with you its never a surprise...
by motherly love January 18, 2010
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Surprise Marlin

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When you are fucking a girl and you poke your finger in her butt hole and with your other hand stick it in her mouth like a fish hook, right as you do that your buddy jumps out of the closet and takes a picture. Like you just caught a huge marlin.
i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.
by catch of the year 1947 July 9, 2009
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surprise sex

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Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant
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Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
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