Sucks Rat Balls 

Means something sucks massively.

Man, studying for Finals sucks rat balls!

Sucks Rat Balls by Morden June 18, 2008

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday by Scott Likes Scotch May 24, 2008

Sucks to suck 

A response to finding out your friend's dilemma. It is said in a friendly mocking manner. Can be used as an interjection.

"Brian, I lost my car keys!"

"Sucks to suck! I'll help you look for them."

Sucks to suck by Veryishful March 3, 2014

sucks out loud 

something that is really bad and you just can't bear to watch and or hear it

damn your guitar playing fucking sucks out loud

sucks out loud by shesherz December 8, 2003

sucks lawn gnomes 

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

sucks lawn gnomes by Kayla April 16, 2005

sucks the bag 

adj.

1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory

v.

1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.

1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.

2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.

sucks the bag by Flex June 25, 2004

sucks and swallows 

Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.

That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.

sucks and swallows by Sushi April 18, 2005